Give the demo a live synthetic fleet, dashboards, and alert rules

The demo had 75k generic records across eight host-0N/service pairs, one
dashboard, one alert rule, and -- because nothing ever called
AgentControl.CheckIn -- a completely empty Agents page.

/hack/demo-simulator replaces the generic data with a fictional but
coherent fleet: 14 hosts running nginx, an API tier, workers, Postgres,
Redis, mail, Linux journals and Windows event logs, whose messages and
attributes look like what those services actually write. It backfills a
week (~370k records, ~20s) and then keeps running.

Running continuously is the point, not an implementation detail. Three
things the demo has to show are only true if data keeps arriving: the
Agents page marks a host stale once check-ins stop, alert rules evaluate
over trailing windows and would freeze in one state against a static
dataset, and any "last 15 minutes" view is empty on data that stopped
growing overnight. It also emits metrics/heartbeats and answers CheckIn
faithfully enough that the remote-config editor's pending -> applied
transition works end to end.

Seeded incidents give the data something to find: an api-02 outage with
matching slow queries on db-01, 5xx at the edge and cascading job
failures; an SSH probe burst; a spam wave; a disk filling up; and one
decommissioned host left deliberately stale.

/hack/demo-seed holds the rest of the deployment -- the nightly reset,
eight dashboards (64 panels, every viz type but line), eleven alert
rules across three notification targets, and the systemd unit. Rule
thresholds are calibrated against what the simulator actually produces:
the first pass had four rules whose thresholds the traffic could never
reach and one that fired during normal operation.

No line charts: dashboard panels reject the raw-SQL escape hatch, and
the pipe language has no time-bucketing, so a real time axis isn't
expressible today. Noted in demo-seed/README.md rather than papered
over.

hack/README.md

@@ -19,3 +19,12 @@ monorepos (Kubernetes among them).
   the pipeline handles Windows-shaped data; doesn't test the real
   `EvtSubscribe`/ETW integration, which needs actual Windows. See
   `/docs/phase-1-runbook.md`.
+- `demo-simulator/` — the public demo's synthetic world: a fictional
+  fleet whose agents check in, report CPU/memory/disk, and ship
+  realistically shaped logs for eight services. Backfills a window of
+  history, then keeps generating in real time. Distinct from
+  `benchmark-fixture/` (volume, for the Phase 2 latency benchmark) and
+  `windows-fixture/` (correctness, for the Windows ingest path).
+- `demo-seed/` — the rest of the demo deployment: its reset script,
+  dashboards, alert rules, and the systemd unit that runs
+  `demo-simulator`.